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They found his diary under the bed and immediately decided to burn it. Their father was a secretive man, and they were going to respect that even in death. At least one of them was. The youngest of the two siblings, Max, held the small … Continue reading Diary
The paper sign on the door read “Alcoholics Anonymous”. Theo stood in front of it, looking down at the court order in his hands. He half-considered leaving the community center and turning himself in in the morning. He wasn’t serious, of course. He had a … Continue reading Theo
Some folk might complain, but not me.
I live a pretty interesting life. I’m what you would call a pirate.
No, not a swashbuckling adventurer on the high seas seeking buried treasure.
No, not some piece of shit who goes around capturing people for ransom.
No, not someone who downloads music from file sharing sites.
Have you guessed it yet?
No?
Alright I’ll tell you.
I’m a boat.
That’s right, I’m the SS Galloway, most respected dinghy in the one-ship fleet of feared IRS attorney Robert Galloway.
Yo ho, yo ho, the audit life for me!
Hubert all but slammed the door which woke Ron from his half-slumber. As far as Hubert surmised, there was no point in beating around the bush, it would only serve him to get to the point. He walked to Ron and lay a hand right … Continue reading Prevenge Part II
I-80 runs all the way from San Francisco, California to Teaneck, New Jersey and spans just under 2,900 miles. Smack dab in the middle of I-80 is Grand Island County in the great state of Nebraska. It’s a one town county, and you have been … Continue reading Lupine in Loser Land I
Hey everyone! It’s your old pal Brian here. Some of you may know that I have a deep love and appreciation for the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books of Edward Packard, the man who created the concept. I decided that this would be a good forum for exploring … Continue reading ANNOUNCEMENT
Hubert Pupkin was smoking a cigar on the verandah of his beach house in Ann Arbor, Michigan. He called it his beach house because its construction reminded him of the kind of house that Jimmy Buffett might have been singing about in Margaritaville despite the … Continue reading Prevenge Part I
A young lady walks into a florist’s shop and asks for a dozen roses. The florist, a gruff man looking more like a butcher, asks her what color. She says that she doesn’t know exactly, and was hoping the florist might be able to help … Continue reading Technicolor Roses
Letters From Loser Land 